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The Porsche • Ian

A middle aged man bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took  off down the road, pushed it up to 160 and was  enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning)  hair.

"This is great," he thought and accelerated to  an even higher speed.

But when he eventually looked in  his rear-view mirror there was a  Police Car behind him, blue  lights flashing. "I can get away from  him with no problem" thought  the man and he floored it some more,

and flew  down the road at over 210 km/hr to escape being stopped.

Then he thought, What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for  this kind  of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and  waited for  the Police car to catch up with  him.
The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and  walked up on the  driver's side. "Sir, my Shift ends in five  minutes and today is  Friday the 13th.
"If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before as to  why you were speeding, I'll let you  go."

The man looked back at the Policeman and said,

"Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman and I thought you were  bringing her back."

The Policeman said,  "Have a nice day."


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